April Fools!!!!! :P

Yesterday was April Fools Day.....yay whoo hoo sooo so so much fun!!! So cheer practice was today after school! James stayed after cause she had to do something for the school paper. But being the newest cheerleader.....well I got pranked....or punked or whatever you want to call it! April fooled...that's what I'll call it. Bottom line is it wasn't fun! I'm a flyer....which means I'm one of the people who goes up in the air and they have to catch me! Well I was at the top or whatever and they threw me up and I thought they weren't gonna catch me....cause nobody was there to. But then someone did and I looked at them and it was a person in a big gorrilla suit! I flipped out and started screaming! I jumped out of there arms and started running. They were all laughing and I was pretty pissed so I just left for the day. James came running out and was still laughing and I gave her the death glare and she stopped right away....or tried to she couldn't help it. Wich is ok but it made me mad I guess I don't know. But we were almost home and we didn't know it and somebody was behind our bushes. So when we got to my door they jumped out and started screaming. We got so scared that we punched them in the nose....but it was Carson and Soda....of all the people to be there. I mean come on I thought it would be steve...or Dally...or Twobit!!!!!! But not Sodapop....yea Carson big surprise but we felt really bad that we punched them and I punched Carson and she looked like she was gonna kill me so I took off as fast as I could! I ran into the park and up the slide. I was at the very top of the jungle gym thing and right by the big slide and she started coming towards me and I fell to my knees and got really scared. then someone grabbed me around the waist and pulled me down the slide backwards. Once again I started screaming! When we got to the bottom it was Pony and James. Carson still looked like she wanted to kill me so we all ran to James' car and started driving. They said they wanted to hang out sometime like old times so we did....or with Johnny to. But we didn't go home because that's probably the first place Car would look for me. So we drove a little while listening to music really loud and we went to some little diner we used to go to. Well when we would just walk there...but now we drive lol...or they do lol.  When we got there Johnny was already there at first I thought this was a joke I always get....April fooled the most cause I'm the youngest. When we were done Johnny went to the bathroom and we had James' car so we just left so Johnny could get the check. We figured he would be pretty mad but it was still funny. We went to Pony's house cause that's were everyone else was at most likely and when we got in  Carson looked at me and said she wanted to give me something. So I just backed up. And she said she wasn't gonna hurt me but it's Carson! WHY WOULD I TRUST HER ON APRIL FOOLS DAY????? Can someone tell me that?????? But Jelly was standing behind me when I tried to back up and I looked back and she had a devilish grin on her face and it scared the shit out of me!!!! She took my wrists and tripped me...then she pinned me down on the ground! I started wiggling around trying to get up but it wasn't doing anything. Carson came over and smacked a chocolate cake all over my face!!! It was on my bangs, and all over my hair! It was........well not fun! Carson got down in my face and said...April Fools Day Bitch! I knew she wasn't completely hate my guts mad, but mad enough to smash a cake in my face. Jelly got up and I was just laying there. Shocked I guess....I'm not sure! Ponyboy came over and I thought he was gonna help me up but he took some of the icing off my cheek, tasted it, and said not bad like he didn't even realize what he just did. I took some of the icing off my cheek and slapped him in the face! He didn't do anything he just laughed and helped me up. I went to the bathroom to clean off my face and there had to be one more joke on me before the day was over.....of course I mean why not?! It's so much fun!!! To some people.....but not to the person who is getting joked! I came out of the bathroom and nobody was there. So I figured they went outside. I went out and still didn't see anybody everyones cars were there just no people. I yelled for them but I didn't hear anything. Then I heard a twig snap and I turned around real fast. I got sooooo scared at that moment all I wanted to do was run. But I had a feeling that if I ran it would only make things worse! I kept walking. I was by the street now and still didn't see anybody. Someone tapped me on my shoulder. I turned around and they were wearing a Jason mask. I started screaming so loud!!!!! They covered my mouth to were I couldn't scream anymore! Somebody else was coming out and they had a chain saw and I started crying really hard and screaming again!!! They wouldn't stop coming towards me and then about 10 other people came out and they had ripped clothes on and bloody faces and I fell to my knees and couldn't help but cry. They all came towards me and said.....APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!! So it turns out.......Pony was holding my mouth shut. Darry had the chain saw.....and everybody else was wearing the ripped clothes and had bloody faces and stuff! I was still crying, but crying because I was pissed off. Everybody tried to cool me down but it didn't help! I finally stopped crying and they said sorry but I didn't care.

That had to be the worst April Fools Day joke I have ever had played on me!!!!  But all I can say now is I forgive you and laugh about it.....cause I'm not gonna stay mad at all of you forever about some stupid joke!


Brooklyn "Scared as Hell" Cade!!!!!!!!!!